1. An old lady asks you to help her get her cat down from a tree. The cat looks mean and you haven't climbed a tree in years. What do you do?

      Climb the tree, suffer some nasty scratches, retrieve the cat, and promptly return it to its owner.
      Ask a fair fee for the task, then climb the tree to get the cat.
      Climb the tree and get the cat, then withhold it until the old lady pays a fee for its return.
      Tell her you're not interested in risking death for her stupid cat. Walk on.
     Offer to call the fire department for her.

2. While wandering through a museum, you trip and break off a small piece of a display. You look around and realize that no one noticed. What's your next step?

      Call over a guard and blame the broken display on another museum-goer.
      You admire the "new" display and pocket your memento. It looks much better now.
      Walk over to the nearest guard or curator and explain that you accidentally broke something.
      Casually walk out of the room so as to go unnoticed and leave the museum without saying a word.
      Tell someone at the information desk that the display is broken.

3.You're at home with your family. The VCR is broken. Your favorite TV show is coming on in two minutes, and last week's coming attractions foretell that this episode will be incredible! Unfortunately, the big basketball game that your dad wants to watch is starting at the same time. What do you do?

      Complain about it loudly while your father has the game on and hope he'll want to go away.
      Let your dad watch the game. It's important to him. You can read the synopsis of your show tomorrow.
      Stand in front of the TV, blocking your father's view. If you can't enjoy your show, then neither can he.
      Ask your dad to flip to your show during commercials in the game.
      Turn on your show and offer to let your dad check the scores during the commercials.

4. You work for a finance company developing software. While proofreading a coworker's code, you notice a bug which one could potentially exploit to channel funds into an outside account unnoticed. Do you...

      Knowing full well that your coworker could be terminated for this, report the oversight to your superiors.
      Keep quiet and later use the bug to make some quick cash if you're ever in a pinch.
      Sell the secret to exploiting the bug anonymously on the internet for a nominal price.
      Correct the problem yourself and point out the mistake to your coworker.
      Copy the technique and add similar security holes all over the program so that users will have to purchase additional updates and patches for years to come.

5. Your roommate is sick with a cold. They've been on the couch blowing their nose and watching TV all day. As you are rushing out the door, late for an important meeting, they ask you to get them a glass of juice. Do you...

      Get them the juice and put some liquor in it. Mixed with all that medication, they should be knocked out in a hurry.
      Tell your roommate they'll have to get it themselves. After all they're sick but not crippled, and you're in a hurry.
      Get them the juice and make sure they're comfortable and don't need anything else before you walk out the door.
      Quickly get the juice while explaining, perhaps a bit annoyed, that you're in a hurry and then rush out.
      Pour the juice but leave it on the kitchen counter before you rush out so that they'll have to get their lazy ass up and get it anyway.

6. As you check your grocery receipt upon returning home from the store, you realize that the supermarket has made a small error in your favor. The apples you bought were not the ones on sale. It only rang up for $3.00 when you should have been charged $5.00. What do you do?

      Go immediately back to the store, tell the courtesy counter what happened, and pay the extra $2.00.
      Knowing that these apples were cheaper than they should have been makes them all the tastier. Bite into one and enjoy.
      You feel a bit guilty over the error in your favor. Next time, you'll pay more attention and correct the cashier.
      You go back to the store and buy a few more apples from the same cashier, hoping to get a few more at the sale price.
      Hell, it's only $2.00. This kind of thing happens all the time. Do nothing.

7. You get lost driving home from a party on a Saturday night. You...

      Growl unhappily and get out your map.
      Panic! You had your route MapQuested and now you have no idea where you are!
      Don't worry. Hey, no problem. You'll get there eventually.
      Turn this into an opportunity to explore.
      Shrug it off. Sometimes you take wrong turns on purpose just to see where you'll end up.

8. Your country has come under attack by a foreign power. Unfortunately, the fight does not go well, and defeat seems likely.

      Do nothing. There's no sense in throwing your life away for a lost cause.
      Volunteer as a medic, healing those injured in the fighting.
      Enlist in the army for the purpose of gathering information and later sell it to the enemy.
      Enlist as a regular soldier and fight for your country.
      Wait for the eventual defeat of your country and then begin a militant resistance movement.

9. You see a "Lost Puppy" poster on a pole about a five minute drive from your house. There's no reward listed, just a cute picture of the dog named "Fluffy," and a phone number.

      If there was a decent reward posted, you might have stopped and looked for it. Since there isn't you keep driving.
      If you see the puppy during the next few days, you'll try to find the poster again and tell the owner where it is.
      You write down the number and walk around your block a few times. If you see it, you'll call the owner.
      Look around for the dog. If you find it, you'll call the number and demand a reward for your hard work before you give the dog back.
      You write down the phone number and gather a box to catch it in. You spend an hour walking around your neighborhood in an effort to find, catch, and return Fluffy.

10. Driving in your car, you suddenly realize that you are running very late for a job interview. What are you most likely to do?

      Drive like a bat out of hell (up to 30 mph over the speed limit).
      Drive well above the speed limit (up to 15 mph over the speed limit).
      Drive as fast as you think you can get away with.
      Drive a bit faster than you should (up to 5 mph over the speed limit).
      Drive at the speed limit despite your tardiness.

11. You were out shopping and happened to see a Godiva store. You stop in and purchase two chocolate covered strawberries because you love chocolate covered strawberries. You promptly eat one before even reaching your car, and it's just as good as you'd imagined.
Later on, a fellow chocoholic comes over to hang out and have dinner. Now it's come time for dessert. What do you do?

      Hide the remaining tasty and offer your friend something else.
      List off all of the available desserts in the house, figuring there are even odds of your friend wanting the strawberry.
      Knowing full well how much your friend loves chocolate, you give away the strawberry without remorse. Besides, you had one already.
      You tell your friend of all of the desserts in the house, mentioning the strawberry but stressing that it is yours.
      Tell your friend that you have nothing good for dessert, then take out the strawberry and eat it in front of your friend.

12. On the first day of class, you were assigned a seat. Of course, you got stuck with the chair that rocks and the desk that has a permanent tilt. Half way through the semester, due to a rally of some sort, your class appears to be at half-attendance. The teacher should be arriving in about five minutes. Do you...

      Take this rare opportunity to sit in a non-defective seat on the other side of the room.
      Wait until the teacher arrives and ask for permission to sit in a different seat. If the answer is yes, you sit in an unoccupied seat, but otherwise stay put where you were.
      Sit in your usual, uncomfortable seat.
      Switch your desk and chair with the desk and chair next to you.

13. You are walking in a park. There is a sign that says "Stay on the path." The path has seen better days however, and is made up mostly of poorly maintained, crumbling, slanted cement. You...

      Stay on the path unless it gets awkward to walk on it. Return to the path once you get to a place where it's in better shape.
      Who needs a path? I walk where I please.
      Stay on the path. The sign is there for a reason.
      Walk on the path when it is convenient to do so, but don't go out of your way.
      Hey, you didn't get where you are in life by obeying every sign you come across. Just to show it who's boss, stay off the path entirely.

14. A bully is picking a fight with one of your friends. It looks like they're about to start throwing punches. What do you do?

      Leave them to it. It's not your fight and people need the dignity of defending themselves.
      Egg them on, further heightening the encounter.
      Hurriedly look for an authority figure to break up the fight.
      Stand by your friend to face the bully, knowing full well you're likely to get pummeled.
      Wait until they start exchanging blows so that the bully is distracted. Then, grab the nearest heavy object (bat, brick, steel chair, rod of wonder, et cetera) and hit him when he's not looking.

15. You swore to your best friend on your life that you would never reveal their secret to anyone. Now however, that secret is responsible for hurting another one of your friends, Bohb. What do you do?

      Tell Bohb the secret, but ask him not to let your best friend know that you told.
      You don't want to be the one to tell Bohb, so you tell the rest of your group of friends the secret. It's hurting too many people.
      Keep the secret to yourself, no matter who it hurts. A promise is a promise.
      Keep the secret to yourself, but try to lead Bohb in the right direction.
      Just stay out of it. Ignore Bohb's pain and ask your friend to stop telling you things. You don't want to have to pick sides later.

16. You are on a trip, souvenir shopping for your friends. You come across a trinket that a particular friend of yours would absolutely love. You buy it and move on. When you get home and begin eyeing your loot, you begin to covet the trinket yourself. You...

      Give the gift a longing sigh and wrap it up. It's the perfect gift for your friend.
      Keep the gift for yourself.
      Keep the gift for yourself but run out and buy a little something to give your friend in its stead.
      Tell your friend that you bought something that they would absolutely love. Show it off but don't give it to them.
      Tell your friend that you found a shop full of stuff that they would absolutely love, but you didn't bring them back anything.

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