Ramani K. Raman

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WATT is the unit of power?

Q: What did the Nuclear Physicist have for lunch?
A: Fission Chips.

Q: Why won't Heisenbergs' operators live in the suburbs
A: They don't commute

Q: What did one photon say to the other photon?
A: I'm sick and tired of your interference.

"Absolute zero is cool."

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"

Old Laser Physicists never die, they just become incoherent.