Ramani K. Raman

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Sidhuisms

Those who don’t know who Sidhu is are unlikely to draw any fun out of this page!

In unknown context:

1.      "All that comes from a cow is not milk"

2.      "Its very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent upon committing suicide!"

3.      "Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide."

Sometime when on-air

1.      On Deep Dasgupta:
 "Deep Dasgupta looks as confused as a baby in a topless bar"

2.      On Sri Lankans as demons on the slow pitches: 
"When you are dining with the demon you've got to have a long spoon!"

3.      On the slow scoring rate of Kaluwitharna: 
"He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!"

4.      On a huge six: 
"That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it !"

5.      On why he doesnt make any election promises
"Promises and eggs are meant to be broken!"

During the Indo-Pak "Friendship" Series, Feb - April 2004

1.      When Pakistan was down in the dumps during the first test
"In times of happiness, friends are plenty, and in adversity, less than twenty!"

2.      Encouraging the Pakistanis after they lost the first test in Multan:
"No one reads a book to reach the middle - its the end that matters".

3.      When Indians lost their openers cheaply in the second test at Lahore:
"When you lose your openers quickly, my friend, you are food for the devil's dinner"

4.      On Laxmipathy Balaji's brilliant bowing in the third test at Rawalpindi: 
"He swung the ball like a banana".